Apofasisa kai ego, os xenitemeni Kypriopoula pou nostalgei tin patrida tis, na pao na stirixo mia apo tis ellinikes simmetoxes sto Europaiko Festival Kinimatografou. Den einai kai kathimerina pou sou simvainei na deis tainia tis miteras patridas, stin mitriki sou glossa edo stin mauri xeniteia. Etsi kai ego pira tin KAS (Kolliti aderfi-sigkatikos) kai me megalo enthousiasmo, afou kopsame online ta polipothita eisitiria meres prin gia na min tin xanapathoume opos proxtes pou pigame na stirixoume tin mikri, pikri mas kypro kai mas vgike i tainia sold out. Eides souxe i mikri mas Kypros?!
Pairnoume trena, aeroplana kai vaporia (skouriasmena-I love Kalliris in the 80'-90's) kai katafthanoume liga lepta prin arxisi i tainia. Enthousiasmenes ego kai i KAS pou vrikame kales theseis, perimename pos kai pos na arxisei i tainia (diladi i KAS ton Xristo Louli kai ego ton Gianni Fert). Kapou edo na anafero oti pigame na doume to Sklavoi sta desma tous.
Kapou ekei, mpoukaroun kai katoi paidia, tis Ellados paidia, pou sklira polemane pano sta "vouna".
KAS: Toutous kofko tous gia kalamarades...
Ego: Nai, typical kalamarades!
3 grigoroi tropoi gia na xehorises ton typical kalamara (TK) sto cinema:
1. mpainei sto cinema kai ktipa to kinito me ringtone imno tou panathinaikou i tou olympiakou.
2. Apanta to tilefono kai mila kai ton akouei olo to cinema.
3. Sto tilefono sxoliazei me iperifaneia oti irte cinema kai en gemato Ellines.
3 eidi TK pou tha sinantiseis sto cinema:
1. O gois: ego eimai o arxigkomenos! Oles me pothoun an kai den to deixnoun gia na to paixoun tis diskoles. (koina xaraktiristika- tzellomeno malli, rouxa taxa trendy, tha sxoliasei dinata oles tis erotikes skines).
2. O koultouriaris: Typos sinithos pou fenete variestimenos - me kouvalisen sto cinema, ego protimo na eimai spiti na diavazo kati analafro, p.x. ta apanta tou Kountera. (koina xaraktiristika-frizarismeno, makri sgouro, xantho malli, rouxa casual, taxa aperipoiita alla markes, tha kanei pos gela me tous sxoliasmous tou goi).
3. O kallitexnis: Pisteuei pos pige sto cinema na ipostirixei sinadelfous kallitexnes, (Vlepe Fertis & Loulis). (koina xaraktiristika-prosegmeni emfanisi, ifos kallitexniko/xilion kardinalion), tha sou anaferei me tin proti eukairia pou "emfanizete" autin tin epoxi, asxeto oti oute i mana tou den ton xerei.
Piso stin tainia loipon. Se 5 lepta emfanizete i Dimitra Matsouka.
Gois: ooooooooo!!!! ma paizei kai i Dimitra?!?!?
Kallitexnis: Poli kali ithopoios i Dimitra!
Koultiouriaris: I Dimitra poia einai vre paidia?
Gois: Ma den xereis tin Dimitroula tin Matsouka?
Ego na prospatho na do to ergo, i KAS na vgazei afrous apo ton thimo tis!
Oi sxoliasmoi apo tous TK na dinoun kai na pernoun. Tous sxoliasmous epakolouthoun dinata gelia apo tis TSEA (Typical Single-Ellino-Amerikanes) pou psaxnoun enan kalo Greek boy na plasaroun stin oikogeneia. I KAS na sigkoinite vlepontas ton Papaxroni na pethainei sto telos tis tainias, opos kai egine ligous mines meta stin pragmatikotita. Den lene oti "Life imitates art?
Kai ego anamesa se ola auta apla na prospatho na do tin tainia. Telika mipos imoun ego sklava sta desma tous?
