Thursday, April 29, 2010

Blogosphere Mood

Simera einai poli argi mera stin douleia. Eftasa argoporimeni kata ena misaoro, an kai auto den einai asinithisto fenomeno, kai ekatsa se auto to mikro ksilino tetragonaki to opio onomazo grafeio mou. Ekama ton proino kathieromeno elegxo email kai eipa na mpo se merikes selides pou mou aresoun gia na enimerotho.
Top of the list einai to science magazine. Ne to paradexoume eimai geek, diavazo to science mag for fun! Na sas thimiso oti kai o Bill Gates einai geek alla einai apo tous plousioterous antres ston kosmo???

Telospanton, piso sto kirios thema. Kathos diavaza diafora asxeta themata opos gia chimps pou thrinoun nekrous siggeneis opos kamnoun oi anthropoi, kai gia nees meletes apo pou proilthe to nero, edosa pano se ena poli endiaferon kai ligo periergo arthro (endiaferon gia olous diladi, kai oxi mono emena)

O titlos tou arthrou itan “How happy is the internet?”. (Polla happy idika tora pou arxise ta blogs kai I xippasmeni!). Dio kirioi, me polli elefthero xrono sta xeria tous an me rotas emena, apofasisan na meletisoun tin diathesi ton bloggers apo to 2005 mexri kai to simera. Opos dimosieusan sto Journal of Happiness Studies (apistefto onoma kai omos alithino) to “blogopshere happiness” exei anevei kata 4% apo to 2005 mexri simera. Ti egine arage to 2005 kai oi bloggers eginan pio eutixismenoi??? Auto to erotima tha parameini gia panta anapantito!

Asinithista eutixismenes meres itan ta Xristougenna kathe xronias, I imera Agiou Valentinou kai I imera ton proedrikon eklogon (Edo mila gia tis Amerikanikes proedrikes ekloges ton Noevrio tou 2008, kai oxi tis Kipriakes ekloges…sorry guys!). Idietera disarestes meres einai oi epeteioi tis 11is Septembriou kai I imera thanatou tou vasilia tis pop.

Fantazome pos auti I erevna tha egine me vasi ola ta amerikanika blogs. Etsi loipon afisa kai ego tin fantasia mou na orgiasei kai skeftika pos tha emiazan ta kipriaka blog statistics an ekamne kapios mia kipriaki erevna.
Asinithista eutixismenes meres:
1)den tha itan ta Xristougenna alla to Pasxa. I kipreoi protimoun tis pasxalines souvles para tis Xristougeniatikes galopoules.
2)den tha itan tou Agiou Valentinou, alla tou Apostolou Andrea. Peftei polli kerastiko kai den xriazete na goraseis kai louloudia.
3)I mera pou kerdise I Paparizou tin eurovision
4)I mera pou epiase I Ellada to Euro (classic)
5)I mera pou epitelous edere o Markos Pagdatis ton Roger Federer.

Disarestes meres:
1)I epeteios tis isvolis kai tou praxikopimatos. (Pianoun kai tous kipreous kapote ta patriotika tous)
2)Imera tou thanatou tou Nikou Sergianopoulou. Oloi exoume dei (kai apostithisei atakes) apo tous Dio Xenous toulaxiston 5 fores stin zoi mas.
3)Tixon ittes tis Omonias/APOEL analoga me to me pious eisai.
4)I mera pou irtame protelefteoi stin eurovision (ok mpori na itan parapano pou mia fora).
5)3 augoustou 2005, imera apodimisis tis Xippasmenis pros tin xora ton eukerion, gia ena kalitero aurio!

Geia osous endiaferonte na diavasoun to link:

http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2009/08/03-03.html

Monday, April 19, 2010

Papakaliatis is back!

Simera einai deutera kai auto simenei ena kai mono prama :Papakaliatis is back!
Simera loipon apofasisa na grapso merikes eisigiseis gia to pos tha teliosei to sirial.

As paroume ta pramata apo tin arxi omos:

O Papakaliatis (PapaK) exei 3 aderfia (enas ek ton opion einai o Nikos Kouris, my all time favorite!) kai mia sizigo ligo xeneroti, alla den ton niazei giati kai o idios einai xenerotos. Gnorizei tixea tin Zoi, katoiko amerikis, se ena aeroplano kai tin erotevete parafora. Xorizei tin xeneroti sizigo kai akolouthei tin Zoi stin NY gia ena erotiko weekend. Stin NY zoun ton erota tous! Kai eno ola einai meli gala emfanizete I eromeni tou makariti tou papa tou PapaK, o opios aftoktonise sto proto episodio, kai isxirizete pos I kori tis ine pedi tou papa-PapaK. I kori tis den einai alli apo tin………(surprise surprise!!!) Zoi. I Zoi einai aderfi tou PapaK????? Idou I aporia!
Zoi kai PapaK xorizoun. Kai meta apo polli aima, dakria kai idrota, vriskoun parigoria stin agkalia allon. O erotas tous omos den petheni!
To telefteo episodio vriskei ton PapaK na etimazete gia gamo me tin nea tou xeneroti filenada. I Zoi apofasizei na kanei to test DNA gia na mathei an einai ontos aderfi tou PapaK. Apo tin mia, I Zoi thelei na vgei thetiko to test, gia na apoktisei tin oikogenia kai ta aderfia pou pote den eixe, apo tin alli thelei na vgei arnitiko gia na mporesei na zisei ton erota tis me ton PapaK.

Eisigiseis gia to pos na teliosei to serial:

1) To conventional telos:
O PapaK kai I Zoi den einai aderfia. Tin plektani estise I skrofa I mama tis Zois gia na apoktisei lefta. I Zoi lipate pou den tha exei aderfi, alla tha pantrefti ton PapaK kai tha apoktisei tin oikogenia pou panta ithele.

2) To unconventional telos:
O papaK kai I zoi einai aderfia, alla den tous niazei. Tha zisoun krifa ton paranomo erota tous. O PapaK den mpori na kamei mora outos I allos ara den tha iparxi provlima me paidia apo aimomixies.

3) To complicated telos:
I Zoi einai kori tou papa tou PapaK alla o PapaK den einai aderfos tis! Egine ena lathos stin genna kai ton antallaxan me ena allo moro. O allithinos aderfos tis Zois einai kapou ekei exo alla den einai o PapaK. Tha xekinizei ena anthropokinigito, tha anagkastei o PapaK na grapsei sequel tis seiras gia tou xronou.

4) To pio epithimito telos:
Ta apotelesmata tou DNA test den einai safeis, giati ena apo ta buffers to DNA extraction kit tous itan ligmeno. Anagkastika prepi na feroun epistimones apo to exoteriko, sigkekrimena tin Ameriki, gia na epanalavoun to test. Epistratevete I pantaxou paron Xippasmeni os special guest, gia na kamei analyze ta samples.O PapaK gnorizei tin Xippasmeni kai tin erotevete, auti omos den ton thelei giati evale sto mati ton Niko Kouri o opios episis tin erotevete. O Nikos Kouris kai I Xippasmeni fevgoun aron aron gia Ameriki, opou elefthera mporoun na zisoun ton erota. I Xippasmeni kanei kariera stin epistimi, eno o Nikos Kouris kanei thravsi sto Hollywood. Ston elefthero tous xrono kanoun emfaniseis se kokkina xalia. A ne! to test DNA vgeni arnitiko. O PapaK kai I Zoi mporoun na zisoun eftixismeni.

Agapite Papakaliati, perimenoume me agonia to telos! An tixon epilexeis to 4o telos gia to scenario, tha eimai available meta tis 15 tou Mai gia ta girismata.